Ladiesss Yeahhhhh!!!! I mean NOOOO!!!!

Studies have shown that women respond favorably to guys with their shirts off. So i`ve decide to loose my gut by cutting on beer and sticking to METH and standing on street corners shirtless.

On the other hand, women do not respond favorably when you get them pregnant then leave the state and change your name. Why live in the past i tell you?

Are You Serious???

Signboard outside a Church: -

Lying in bed naked with somebody and screaming - "OH MY GOD, OH MY GODDDDD" is not considered Praying!

"THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG, ITS ONLY YOUR OPINION" - Kamal Datta 2007

Unless you wanna talk about the political scenario, the environment, death of the muscle car, the state of this country or you`re side parting, "THATS JUST WRONG"

PMS Buddy

Men, get the psychic helpline number off the speed dial, PMS buddy is here. 

pmsbuddy.com helps you track your partner's menstrual cycle. It gives PMS tips, stories and has features like Overall Threat Index. It will soon be on iPhone apps. 

100,000 men sick of copping a monthly serve from cranky wives and girlfriends have signed up for an online reminder service that warns when pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) is about to hit.

Run run, the communists are coming.....

Question of the day

Question: What is the difference between a Whore and a Bitch?

Answer: A whore is someone who gives it to everyone at a party.

A bitch is someone who gives it to everyone at a party, except you!

Question of the day

Question: Do people with Tourette's Syndrome get into Heaven?

Answer: Yes, but God doesn't cure them. Those fuckers just keep twitching and cussing because it amuses the shit out of God.

PMS????

Before the readers (all 2 of them) go into this monologue of why have three unassuming straight guys (at least 2 of us are) gone and called their site something that women experience at least once a month, you know like POST MARRIAGE STRESS and then continue to go into PASS MY SHOTGUN mode i thought i`d elaborate a little bit. Its nuthing but the first syllable of the 3 W**KERS names, that got carried away one afternoon and thought they were writers. THEY`RE NOT. Don't be mistaken by the short and just plain repulsive Puma or the smooth talking, globe trotting, bling carrying Makki or the GENIUS cheapskate behind the light eyes Satya. They`re here to kill your time and get flogged in public for the same.
So tuck the kids to sleep, tranquilize the dog and be prepared for some absolutely unentertaning lines........Or don't see if i care.